This is for Duod, who requested something sweet between Martin and Douglas from Cabin Pressure. Not my person ship, but I tried to make it work for you!
Martin: Douglas, what are you-
Douglas: You didn’t think I’d find out, did you?
Martin: F-f-find out what?
Douglas: The cheese tray Martin. The brie and stilton? I don’t think they walked off all by themselves.
Martin: N-now wait a minute, how do you know I-
Douglas: Martin, I always know. Now, I think I deserve something in compensation…
Whatever happens next is up to your imagination e_e